Dog Diaries by James Patterson & Steven Butler

Author:James Patterson & Steven Butler [Butler, James Patterson and Steven]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Penguin Random House UK
Published: 2018-11-14T16:00:00+00:00

Oh! They’re the ugliest, scariest, most hateful words. My spine judders and I get a sickly swooshy feeling in my belly whenever someone says them out loud. It’s left me feeling even guiltier than the time I buried Jawjaw’s science project in the backyard and she got an F in class. That was a tail-between-my-legs kind of day, it really was, but this feels far worse …

Don’t get me wrong—it’s not the words Jawjaw said that are so horrible. It’s what they mean and what they can lead to that scares us mutts. “Bad dog!” means no snacks. It means no tummy-rubs, or playing fetch in the dog park, or snuggles at bedtime, and … and … it can even mean a one-way ticket straight back to POOCH PRISON.

Ugh! I can hardly bring myself to say it!

I can’t bear to think about Jawjaw seeing me as a B … a BA … a BAD … Oh, you know what I’m trying to say.

But triple chunky cheese and hot dog pizza with extra-crunchy crusts or no triple chunky cheese and hot dog pizza with extra-crunchy crusts, I can’t let anything else go wrong this Howliday Season.

I’ve been hiding in the Rainy Poop Room a lot over the past few days and I’ve come up with a foolproof plan to make sure the Catch-A-Doggy-Bone pack have the best Crisp-Mouth Day EVER. I’ve decided that …

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